nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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blondesquats:

tagged/me
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Which spoon are you? —ancient lesbian proverb (via leba-knees)
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In all seriousness though (about the 50shades movie)

animamae:

If you care about abusive relationships please do not watch this movie in theaters. ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ is about a monster with mommy issues who manipulates and abuses a naive girl. This is all in the guise of BDSM, and it’s NOT how real BDSM is like (the BDSM community hates this book…

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You deserve the fucking world. You deserve all the happiness and love that you can get. You deserve better than the rest. You deserve a lifetime of happiness. Im constantly hoping I can give you that. —(via iov3)
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blue-eyed-and-wasted:

bum bum :3 hewwo
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moangood:

When in doubt, eat her out.

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badsciencejokes:

If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology.

If it stinks, it’s chemistry.

If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

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WHAT. NAYA AND BIG SEAN BROKE UP AND SHE JUST GOT MARRIED RANDOMLY. oh god bby

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Name: Childish Gambino
Album: Because The Internet
Track: IV. Sweatpants [Explicit]

rollingongrass:

Sweatpants - Childish Gambino

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